May 2013
4 posts
March 2013
4 posts
February 2013
2 posts
December 2012
12 posts
Watch out. Always expect people bad.
– Mom, always the soothsayer
November 2012
6 posts
Oh no I can’t handle a turkey leg. But I had fried snickers, fried Oreos,...
– E, on his diet at the Texas state fair
September 2012
3 posts
August 2012
10 posts
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July 2012
4 posts
June 2012
2 posts
Advice
Jon: what color shirt should i wear to the wedding
O: floral
Jon: THANKS
: maybe i should just slap on a dress
O: thats what i would wear
Jon: or a hawaiian shirt
O: YES
: wear a dress
: or a hawaiian shirt thats so big
: it looks like a dress
: shirt dresses are so in right now
May 2012
3 posts
When my boyfriend tries to wake me up before he...
except more like the other way around
whatshouldwecallme: